miss meeeee?

sat in the same chair, in the same room, with the same people, looking at the same deck. FOR THE PAST 8 HOURS.

Good thing:
1) I enjoyed what we were going over.
2) The executive kitchen with the keurig and nice tasting coffee has access through this room.
3) The view of the Chicago skyline from the 22nd floor boardroom
4) We got free lunch from Potbellys

BUT WORK TALK IS BORING

sooo moving on- got to see my friend Kim +1 to my Chicago circle!!

While walking home from Ace to get a key cut Nick and I ran into two people on the streets. Yea we run this city...kk not really. We can't say "we run this city" until we go to Parrots per definition of Nick. But that was why I was meeting up with Kim. To give her a key to my Purdue apartment so she can get the table she bought off my roommate Leslie. When we got back to the house Nick goes "You should try out the key and see if it works." Sorry Nick but I feel that walking to West Lafayette (since I have no car or Zipcar account yet) would not have a nice ROI for how much my time sells for now.

But enough speak about today I have exciting news from last night's TRIVIA at Wild Goose. My team, and by my team I mean Rupert Murdoch's Ninja Wife team almost won!! We were first going into the second round, which came with an award of SocoLime shots. And let me be brief in describing this trivia but it was nothing of the sort I had ever seen before. First it was no question answer Trivia Pursuit. This was mind stumpers, rhyme time, riddle working, and hands-on activities trivia. Sadly we came in third....but nothing beats an amazing night of trivia with 80% of my friends from Chicago (aka 4 people; none of which follow my blog!).

Well anyways I best be singing off Miss Rolston here has a date tonight! And that's how the cookie crumbles Lakeview!

Another Day. Another Training Session

Day 8. Nothing is more exciting than learning about content migration. I know all you readers must be so jealous. Take note of my dual facing sarcasm; mocking my depressing follower count.

Last night me and some fellow Acquitians (AG employees) went to the ComedySportz DrekFest. Thinking I was in for a good laugh or two, boy was it a surprise when I didn't even chuckle once. Came to find out that the show for the night was the finals for worst 10 minute play ever written. The night wasn't a complete waste- WE FINALLY GOT INTERNET! No more wifi surfing and over consumption of coffee just to abuse the free internet at Starbucks and Caribou Coffee. I have as of yet to use it but given that our house is structured similarly to a bunker with no internet reception entering or leaving this is great news. Almost great enough to be posted on the GM media page that we just did a deep dive into for Adobe CQ demos.

Welp back to training! Over and out, keep it classy readers.

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I think I have a crush on my blog. Thank goodness Acquity Group's onboarding process included training on html since I have forgotten everything from this semester past. I've been working these past few weeks trying to tailor the template I downloaded to reflect me, myself, and I.

I now sit in the AG office- 22nd floor of Olgivie Transportation Center. Got to love the location since I'm such a foody and we sit atop a huge food court. However that's not what had me hooked. On my first visit into the office, I had a serene Devil Wears Prada moment. Not only did I have to use a badge to access the elevator lobby, but upon the opening of the elevator doors I was ushered through glass doors to an aped lobby from the movie set. Thank goodness the experience was sans Anna Wintour...I mean Miranda Priestly.

These were not the two reasons I took this job even though they rank highly on the list. But speaking on the subject I am so glad I did. My transition to Chicago has been seamless. I have a crazy energetic roommate you keeps me running for my sanity- love you Nick. Thanks to him, in the past two weeks I have come to be the sole caretaker (I know the fish is joint custody...but you have no case) of Frankie Muniz the beta and Flami the inflatable pink flamingo I found in my shower. But more on this topic later.

The workday is over and I am starving! Something about not moving fr 8 hours in a room set at a temperature of 55 makes me ravenous when the work bell tolls. I will return soon!

FOURTH

HAPPY 5th of JULY!!

Wow halfway through the summer. While sometimes I feel like the time has flown when I am sitting in my cube at work on Friday afternoons around 2:30 time has never crawled so slowly.

Work is going good. Since I am a PURDUE MIS student I was assigned a pretty sweet project. I have bimonthly meetings with the CIO and his Leadership Team. I get frustrated easily at work because our department is severely understaffed so I often lack direction and defined work goals. My manager has been in Natick about everyday since I have been here I feel horrible for her but she will be back Tuesday :] and she is super cool and funny. As for my other colleague one cube over...Svetlana boy does she add a dynamic personality to the cube farm. She is currently having an affair in her cube lol. As is her husband works as the CIO for another company and a BSC employee and her are doing the deed one cube over. The usual preteen giggles, spotted leaving the trails in the woods, caught red handed.... BSC such an exciting Corporate Experience.

But no for reals I am loving Minneapolis. I didn't know what to think of this place when I first moved here. The homeless people are so deranged I was slightly petrified of this city. This summer though is awesome. BSC helps by taking us to a new awesome place every week and footing the bill. Two weeks ago we went on a boat cruise along the Mississippi River. Buffet dinner and drinking tokens. Our managers came along. It was great to get to know some of my co-workers on a more personal level outside of work. For instance- Gary loves to bake (put in my request for an apple crisp pie) and he fishes! So next Friday our department is grilling out at his lake house, fishing, and enjoying pies!

This past Thursday all of us interns went the Twins Game. And traveled around the stadium with out $25 meal vouchers. I scored in on a chicken sandwich big surprise NOM! and two rum and diets from the rather flirtatious bartender in the Grill Ristorante. While I did not watch the game that much I saw a homer and cheered in a ridiculous manner for at least 5 minutes. It was a grand ole time. I met some new interns and hung out with the usual IS crew. Afterwards a big group of us went over to Drink and used our profit voucher money to float the bill for the rest of the night. Home at 1:30= worst day of work ever. The Friday before a holiday weekend, no sleep, and slightly hungover. It was a blast. I think I ran into the wall during lunch about three times.

As for our amazing IS lunches that happen everyday, there is too much to say. They are livesavers for giving me a break from the Dell stare. Ben with his kiddy lunch game of PBJ or ham and cheese, bumps on a log? Stupid antics. The cookie club that I am a proud and victorious member.

This weekend though has been a surprise. I had the option of going to Duluth, Summerfest, and down to Chi. I am soo indecisive I couldn't pick so I didn't and stayed here by default. Saturday morning I traveled out to Excelsior to meet with Anneliese for lunch. Had another chicken sandwich nom and a cocktail that got me buzzed more than it should have. Caught some grill time with the Page boys before heading to the Mall of America. Met up with Lori and her friend Jenn there walked around did some window shopping and gawked at the massiveness. Hugo the Creep Frog over at rainforest cafe, just playing with the weird flying slippery toys when who is breathing over our shoulder...

We headed to Canterbury shortly after....had a classic horsetrack day. Petted some ponies, had a beer, had a rum and diet. Put some money on the cute jockeys and watched them win :) Played some cards and people watched. Then stayed to watch the fireworks. Which thank you preteen for taking pictures of us during the fireworks. It wasn't creepy. It was a great time because I miss all my girls back home and they definitely filled that void. Afterwards I booked it home to meet up with Niraj and Timmy at Bario's a quick double shot and a blue moon. Headed over to First Avenue where I got kicked by Sean repeatedly, another double shot of Jager. Bounced from that scene and over to Seven where I hung out with the Pride Rock gang----met a man named Simba who can macro LIFE DOESN'T GET BETTER!!! Died laughing because from the rooftop we had a perfect view of a giant flatscreen billboard that was running advertisements for spaying cats and dogs.

Yesterday I slept in unto 10:30 and made my way over to the Farmer's Market to get some strawberries for the grill out and peruse the stalls. I want to go back to the market and get some fresh veggies and enjoy the lemonade and dogs. Came back downtown and a huge group of us headed over to 'beautiful' Powderhorn Park. Amazing afternoon. Had myself a hamburger some chips and dip, cookies and cream ice cream. And about two hours of soccer playtime. Running around playing my favorite sport :] After chilling for about 6 hours we headed back to Marquette and went to the roof for some fireworks. Coolest experience because we got a panoramic view of about 30 firework shows. We could see shows in the parks, downtown st. paul, the lakes. Just hanging out on the rooftop with good friends and some beers. Niraj, Timmy, and I went over to The Local afterwards and got some Gingers. Long day though so I headed in at 1:00

Today is lunch at Masa and then Toy Story 3! I love 3 day weekends :) work tomorrow please no haha

Peace out! Updates soon will be a visit from my mom and maybe some story drops from Kimmy's wedding last weekend- most amazing time of my life (stealing the words from Cindy Lauper myself)


First Week in Minne

It's been a week exactly since I moved into my lofty condo in Loring Park. From my bedroom I get a sweet view of the interstate and the creepy Sunshine 24 Hour Buffet. Surprisingly the former is quite useful in determining the latest time I can get up, battle through traffic and make it to work still on time. I have one roommate named Delia, pictures to follow. However Marquette Place is full of BSC interns. I met most of them at the daily continental breakfast on the 4th floor. Which sounds more amazing than it truly is. Unless donuts for bfast every morning is your dig you might want to still invest in morning groceries.

I am the newest Rolston family member to join the cube farm. I am a mushroom top. Monday was basically a whole day of orientation where we all forced conversation begrudgingly trying to get to know each other. The next day I sent my first corporate email which was as follows:

Hey Familia,

Two hours left in my first "official" work day at Boston Scientific. Wanted to fill you all in on how awesome I am. I now am a proud owner of a cubicle that is quite large and decorated in the minimalism style that comes furnished with a green squeaky chair. On the upside I got myself a ThinkPad company laptop woot woot, and an office phone line: (651)582-7021. Please call as the robot voice saying my name is the funniest thing I have heard in years. They are still processing my employee information so training doesn’t start until tomorrow. Today I have been working on becoming familiar with my project for the summer. Essentially my department is in charge of managing the project information for the information systems department support system here at BSC. We manage information for the information managers. That kind of makes me chuckle. Well yesterday during my ethics course I learned I can send brief messages that don't pertain to work but long ones could end me up in a holding cell in building 5 so I better sign off. I will call tonight and tell you about my manager and all that fun stuff aka free company lunch at BIG BOWL nom nom!

Love Muchos,
Diane


I have had an epiphany of sorts. All my life I would always ask my mom and dad when they came home from work: So what did you guys do at work today? The same mundane answer: Oh had a few meetings did a little of this, a little of that. And I was sooo confused. Hello you were at this work place 9 hours today and you can't give me a straight answer on anything that you did. So I came to the assumption that they really didn't do anything. So when I would call them at work to talk cause I was bored, I would be so confused when they said they had to go and couldn't talk long.
So my mom called me at work to see what I was up to. First off I felt horrible for interrupting business hours with such a personal call. And then when she asked me what I had been doing at work my answer: Oh had a few meetings did a little of this, a little of that. BAM ! I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I am now in my parents world. Where my hours are consumed by monotonous tasks that aren't even worth noting for remembrance.
Besides that I am loving the cube world. Got some decorations up, including my Taylor Lautner calendar which gets a lot of attention from my female coworkers :]. However the best thing about BSC is my phone. There is an automated robot voice for my voicemail. AHHH definitely not a Garmin voice, more like a scary female terminator death voice. Laugh everytime.

Well off to Lake Calhoun intern grillout. Caio!

It's been nine months since my last post. somethings have changed. i no longer live in the united kingdom, a topic on which i am still sitting on the fence when the question of how i am adapting arises. my tutor made an interesting comment the other day. see i am left handed and she said that a left handed person has the ability to best adapt because we have been adapting since birth. i asked her what i have been adapting to and she said living in a right handed persons world. maybe i see her point but when i really think about it there isn't much i have had to adapt to. a few instances come to mind. i am forced to use my right hand when operating a mouse, a car, or most game controllers. When I was younger and went to sports camps they never had a left handed club. i don't think that is the sole reason for my complete lack of skill in the sport but it could be a contributing factor. i also suck at bowling and there is no left handed argument there.

other things that have changed. i would like to announce that i have the cleanest driving record of the family. to everyone that knows me this will come as a complete shock but my mom and dad have gotten into wrecks since my european departure. and i know what comments the peanut gallery will begin to shriek, and yes i have only been back on the road for 4 months but I have been an agile and defensive driver thus far, let me add lucky as well. i have two new kitties Hogwarts and Blondie. Blondie's mother was a weed addict he is very demure and always has the im laid back swagger. Hogwarts mother had a different drug preference and its obvious she is a crack kitty. she is very excited and energized at all times. she is the first cat i have seen that jumps in the air to be petted.

right now i am home for fall break, a short period of time purdue grants to us students so that we may attempt to regain our sanity before hell opens up. i spent the first two glorious days locked in studio trying to catch up on my senior collection. i drove home yesterday and within 5 minutes had a plate in the microwave. i didn't realize how bland my diet had become. lean cuisines and fiber one. i really should try to diversify my food selection. my mom's refrigerator was the equivalent of DZ in my childhood. last night i went to a party one of my mom's friends was hosting. a one year wedding anniversary, pregnancy, house finished, husband gaining citizenship party. it was my first grownup party to say the least and i am quite proud of my showing. i was not raucously drunk like the lady downstairs, i made good conversation, and i was not a dessert table stalker like many...ahem father. it was neat to make talk with adults on adult topic things and pretend the most exciting event in my life was the awkward conversation i had with the kroger fruit manager this past week. they found the idea of breakfast club to be the most abstract idea and died laughing when i showed them past costume pictures. overall great night seeing as i finished it with episodes 1,2, and 3 of Seinfeld Season 3. Joe Dimaggio is a dunker?

Today my mom took me flu shot hunting thank goodness CVS and Walgreens were out I despise needles and really don't see a problem with lying in bed for a week with the most amazing excuse. Family fun day also consisted of traveling to Anderson Orchard in Mooresville. Weirdest concept is they have free test taste apples for each species so that you buy a peck of your favorite. So after four free apples, apple cobbler with ice cream, and apple cider my family and I left quite satisfied with ourselves and headed down the road for some more food. Gray's how I missed thee. Never disappoints.

At home I made myself sit down and read the current Time cover to cover. Topics from Obama's healthcare reform ideas and how they don't really fix the issue just patch the cracks, to how housing subsidies are becoming ridiculous in concept and in governmental cost credits are all over my head but its good to inform yourself so you can at least pretend your well educated on current issues. What I did gather is that I want to see the Coen brothers' latest film A Serious Man and that if America is to point fingers at a troubled regime in Iran the man to blame may not be the current President Ahmadinejad, who seems to be the poster boy of Iran but really only controls the domestic economy, but actually the Supreme Leader Ayatullah Ali Khamenei. A man I would most likely run from if he was to ever to come within 100 miles of my secluded and sheltered life.

Signing off from Avon

so im kinda tipsy...i don't lie

tonight i was supposed to go out with girls from my fashion styling class. but between the excitement of learning lady gag was coming to town with pcd and that i really have no money. it became 23:00. going out at this hour with a cover fee of 5pounds aka everything you have with no transportation and class in 12 hours not a good idea. so i am staying in.  i just made a grilled cheese cause i found SLICED CHEESE YAY!!! it tastes AMAZING!! today marina and i went shopping the ritzy district. harvey nichols= purhcases nada. zara and h&m we keep our pride. met up with our flatmate for a drink that didn't happen. returned my dress at juicy couture. i must have been on drugs when i thought i could afford that.  but london definitely has a different vibe this term.  fall quarter had one big group of girls that was all friends. this term there are separate cliques.  my new flatmate melissa and the group. ellve, chelsea, amber, meg.  abbie, jennifer alyssa, group.  and the alumns from last term. kinda fringing on all of them.  then my roommate, i, john, carolina, svena, and on.  thanksgiving crew.  flat 33.

but needless this past saturday i went to CAMBRIDGE!! i choose the coldest day of the year to go -3 degrees celsius.  we got there walked 100 ft. stopped got coffee.  walked 200 ft. got lunch and sat for 2 hours. walked through a market got hot chocolate and got kicked out there for sitting too long. went shopping INDOORS. bought nothing. put on our toughest faces and toured the campuses.  in the uk colleges are similar to the varying schools at universities in the states. so university of cambridge is comprised of many universities. we toured the most famous ones. ate some cornish food. bought a cambridge uni sweatshirt. got a train ticket called it a day. 

sunday i went to church down in south kensington. a mass in latin. the guy wa about 5 minutes from death and faced the opposite way of the congregation for more than half of the mass. talk about fast food jesus. then i had homework to do at the v&a.  met up with friend kevin and john for a movie: ROle ModELs. not bad kinda typ. and then got dinner at this amazing italian food eatery called zizzi.   mushrooms are my life!!

second week of school. getting used to the fact this will be a cakewalk. no immediate homework.  this term includes vacations to: glascow, scotland. paris, france. florence, italy. stolkholm, sweden. granada, spain. and grecian islands. if all pans out. and a trip to oxford. 

well now i am way past tired.
goodnite crowd